Arsenio Hall, Tyler Perry and the surest way to be a successful Black man...

Yesterday I tuned into the Arsenio Hall show not knowing who his guest would be and found out it was Tyler Perry. 

Now, I'm not a fan of Tyler's or the tranny minstrel shows he loosely calls movies and plays, but watching Arsenio has become something of a night time ritual for me. So I stayed tuned in.

Now, I noticed Arsenio was wearing all Black and I'd never seen him do that before, he also made mention of the show's air date...Friday the 13th. I'll tell you why this is important later.

Arsenio went through the usual paces of his insipid sketch comedy bits and quite frankly, they're never funny or amusing. And these have got to be my least favorite segments of any mainstream talk show. That's why I love Tavis Smiley's show, it's all talk and no sketches.

So after a couple of minutes of Arsenio's opening pantomimes, Tyler finally came out. And much to my surprise, Tyler was wearing blue jeans.

Now, I've got nothing against wearing jeans but Tyler being on Arsenio's show would warrant wearing some slacks, don't you think?  

Tyler's wearing jeans suggests to me how he thinks Arsenio's show isn't as important as Jay Leno's or Dave Letterman's. It smacks to me of a diminished view of his people, which isn't surprising considering the kind of movies he makes.

So after Tyler sat down, Arsenio lobbed questions at him to pick his brain as to what edicts or dogmas made him successful. 

And of course, as is mandatory with Tyler, he started talking about jesus and christianity.

Now, understand, I have NO problems with Black people being religious. 

I just want us to understand what religion truly is. 

If you're wondering what I'm talking about, here's a verse I always refer to showing christianity's and religion's true agenda. 

Ephesians 6:5
Slaves, you must obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey christ. 

Now, doesn't this run counter to the first of the ten commandments saying, I am the lord your god, you shall not worship any gods before me? Here, the bible says you should respect and obey earthly masters just like they were 'christ'.

Moreover, why would 'god' endorse anything to do with slavery? And why would the 'good book' endorse slavery?  

And here's more...

Ephesians 6:6
Obey them (slave masters) not only to win their favor when their eye is on you, but as slaves of christ, doing the will of god from your heart.

Slaves of christ?!

Again, why is the 'good book' promoting slavery?

One side note: the first slave ship to wash up on american shores with Black people on it, was called the 'good ship jesus'...google it if you don't believe me. 

Here's Ephesians 6:7:
Serve wholeheartedly, as if you were serving the Lord, not people.

Serve a slave master like you were serving the 'lord' and not (just regular) people?

Do you now see why the first book Black people were given to read in this country was the bible?

And have you noticed how there's a church on every corner of Black neighborhoods, but they're all of different christian denominations; like baptist, seventh day adventist, roman catholic, methodist, etc. And notice almost none of these church congregations communicate with one another or collectively share resources to help the entire community?

That's 'cause these are methods of keeping Black people loyal to religion without empowering themselves by pooling their resources.

And this goes for ALL religions, including Buddhism, judaism, islam, etc. 

I remember walking by some Black isrealites and they were spewing their venom on a street corner; and a brotha from Africa got into a heated argument with one of them over which was the real god, yahweh or allah.

This is the true agenda of religion. 

And this is why the Black diaspora needs to return to the Black spiritual sciences like 'The Orishas' and 'Voudun' or Voodoo; 'cause these are the spiritual technologies that will empower us. 

But back to Tyler and Arsenio...

Tyler spoke about the necessary traits for success like tenacity, determination and perseverance; and it was all sound advice, then something happened towards the end of Tyler's segment.

Arsenio said he wanted to talk to Tyler's character 'Madea' using the voice of his aunt Maybell; so these two Black men started conversing in women's voices about silly off-handed topics.   

Now let me tell you something about the origins of Tyler Perry's 'Madea' in greek/freak mythology as it pertains to what he and Arsenio were doing.

The original Medea, was a woman who's husband left her for another, so Medea avenges her husband's betrayal by killing her two male children. 

So Tyler Perry's 'Mad-ea', is a metaphor for Tyler's  willingness to kill off his masculinity. 

And the fact that Arsenio chose to wear all black, sends a sublime message saying the only real way to become a good or successful Black man...is to neuter yourself and become a woman. 

And Arsenio's mentioning the date of Friday the 13th, speaks directly to the influence of white fascist secret societies. 

If you look at what the white elites call the 'great seal' pictured to the left, you might not notice by looking at it, but the number 13 is hidden throughout the graphic of the bald eagle.

There are 13 arrows in the eagle's claw, 13 leaves on the olive branch, there are 13
stars above the eagle's head and even the phrase 'e pluribus unum' has 13 letters in it. 

The people who the white elites call the 'founding fathers', or who I like to call the genocidal slave owners, originally created 13 colonies in this country as well. 

So what was happening right before my eyes was a white supremacist/occultist 'ritual' being performed by Arsenio and Tyler. 

Now do you see why we have to recondition ourselves out of our learned self-hatred?

These inbreds don't sleep and they've got Uncle Tom's like Tyler and Arsenio to carry out their duplicitous plans.

So, I'll be changing my nightly ritual as well...I'm done watching Arsenio Hall, and I'll stick to the Tavis Smiley show in the evenings. 

'Cause the last person I need to support is another white supremacist in black face...the world's already got Tommy Sotomayor for that message.

And by now, you should all know how I feel about him. 

Later,

MontUHURU Mimia

Jill Scott, Aresnio Hall and how christianity corrupted the maxim 'spare the rod and spoil the child'...

This past Tuesday night, I was channel surfing and came upon the new Arsenio Hall show.

I remember all the great guests Aresenio had on his original show some twenty odd years ago, and I remember how after bringing on Louis Farrakhan, his show was canceled post-haste.

Arsenio announced that the hypochondriac comic Howie Mandel would be one of his guests, and right before I was gonna' turn the channel, he said he'd have on Jill Scott.

Now, I'd be lying if I said I've never had a crush on Jill. 

She has an almost regal quality mixed with a new-aged bohemian type of sensibility. Combine that with her hyper-evocative voice and her lovely looks, and that pretty much seals the deal...for me at least. So I stayed tuned in to Arsenio. 

I muted the TV while Howie was on, 'cause quite frankly, I've never found him very funny. And even his hypochondria diagnosis couldn't change that. 

Finally, Jill came on. And when she walked out, I was kinda' shocked. 

Jill had on this tight mini-skirt and these four to six inch heels. To top that off, she had her cleavage popping out of her white collared shirt, 'cause the top three buttons were undone. 

I was thinking...Jill?

Now, Jill's got an upcoming movie roll in some insipid looking romantic comedy called 'Baggage Claim'. She's playing some round-the-way stewardess who hops from bed to bed with various men, and Arsenio showed a clip from the film. 

As I sat wondering what in the world she was doing, Arsenio asked about her son Jett, and mentioned she was a single mother. Then it all became clear. 

Jill's doing this 'cause she's looking for a man. 

I then understood why Jill was going so hard as far as her sultry new make over was concerned. But there's a difference between looking sexy and looking sleazy. Jill was accomplishing the latter. 

She then spoke about rearing her male child Jett. And said she believes in the old axiom 'spare the rod and spoil the child' when it comes to disciplining him. Then she spoke about the spankings she got as a child, and in one instance, she said she didn't remember any part of a beating after being hit with her mother's open hand. 

I just shook my head. 

Now, if you're a christian reading this, let me tell you how your religion has ruined an old African proverb. 

The saying 'spare the rod and spoil the child' is an African maxim referring to the usage of an 'African Healing Rod' to cure a child of their ailments. But white supremacist christianity has co-opted this phrase to mean that Black people especially, should take up a stick and beat their children with it. 

Now, what most people don't know is when you continually strike your child, that child is ten times more likely to wind up in abusive relationships throughout their lives. 

Either that or they become abusers themselves.

Now do you understand why there's a christian church on every corner of Black neighborhoods. Those white devils want our areas to maintain a certain level of dysfunction, and what better way to do it than through this wicked cult called christianity.

So again, if you're a Black christian, you might wanna' emulate the band R.E.M. and lose your religion.

Getting back to Jill...her spankings, or physical abuses, are the reason she's an unwed mother trying so hard to lure a man with her sexuality. Due to the abuses she endured, she'll more than likely always be in a bad relationship. And if she does find a 'good man', she'll more than likely drive him away (reference Halle Berry). Additionally, if Jill was conditioned to hate Black men by her mother and doesn't know it, then it's check and mate, the game's over in terms of her ever being with, or being able to keep, a 'good' Black man.  

So, if you're a woman reading this, realize that a 'good man' is not going to seriously date or marry a woman who dresses like she's oversexed. As a matter of fact, this is the woman he'll RUN from. 

And I understand that Jill being a single mother makes her think that prospects for finding a good man are few, but acting and dressing like a harlot, is not the way to attract Mr. Right. 

After seeing Jill on Arsenio's show, I watched a YouTube video of her doing a recent radio interview, and she had what looked like four weaves in her hair. Again, if Jill wants to attract that right guy, she should do what she's done previously, which is don a dashiki and wear her hair naturally. 

Hopefully, Jill will find a way back to her true self, instead of looking like one of the co-stars of sluts, I mean, 'Sex and the city'. 

And I for one, can't wait 'til she does. 

Ma'at Hotep,

MontUHURU Mimia

P.S.
Just so you know, I'm NOT trying to sell you anything. But here's an example of 'African Healing Rods' and their capabilities. Even though this white lady keeps calling them 'Egyptian Healing Rods', make no mistake, they're from Africa. And for those of you who don't know...and there are still some of you out there...EGYPT IS IN AFRICA!

Check a map. 

Enjoy this vid!