Sunday, March 30, 2014
Why Black men shouldn't smoke cigars...
Recently, I was mandated to work with an older Black man, who for some unknown reason, felt he needed to show me how much money and status he had.
Now, unbeknownst to this man, the fact that he was working into his retirement was a tell-tale sign of his inability to impress me with anything. But I understood we wouldn't be working together for long, so I thought, I'd grin and bare it.
This man even showed me his paycheck with his social security number on it, thinking those figures would impress me. Not only was I unimpressed, but if I were a more nefarious person, I would've made a mental note of his social security number and bankrupted him.
Anyway, after he flashed me his paltry earnings, he pulled out a cheap cigar and started toking on the thing. My eyes kinda' glazed over as I continued working, that was until he picked up his empty beverage bottle and spit some off-colored liquid into it.
After that, I got up and left. When I returned he asked, "Does my smoking creep you out?" I said no, I just had to go to my desk to retrieve a document. I thought that would be the end of it, but he lit up another 'stogie' and began toking on that. I then told him I don't smoke, and it did in fact, bother me.
He then put his 'girthy' cancer stick away.
I'd been working with this jerk for the better part of four days, and what I learned was this man's mind was completely mired in the american status quo. Meaning, every one of this man's thoughts reinforced reasons why everything white is right. And unfortunately, he'll go to his grave thinking this way.
And, as is mandatory for the overwhelming majority of older Black americans, he despised the Black youth. But that line of thought just follows this man's policies of Black self-hatred. Again, every one of his actions showed how much he loved the very people who kept him poor and made him feel inferior his whole life, and those people are the white elite.
So, he was really conditioned to dislike me and didn't know it himself.
And, he thought because white men showed him how they smoked cigars to look and feel powerful, that he'd emulate them. But if he knew, or really loved himself, not only wouldn't he be working for someone else into his retirement, but he'd give up cigar smoking in an instant.
What this dunce of a man doesn't know is cigars are really meant to represent the Black phallus. Now, if you don't believe me, then let's explore the reasoning behind my theory...
No matter how much a white man might deny it, he knows Black men can breed him and his kind out of existence. So like I said in my previous post, a Black man living anywhere is a threat to white men everywhere.
And in his desperation to be closer to that kind of power, he inserts a cigar in his mouth (mocking fellatio), lights up his 'stogie' and tries to appear like his phallus has the dominant genetics of a Black man. Unfortunately, this only reinforces what he truly is. The world's most recessive-traited man. He wants to play the role of the alpha male, but intrinsically and instinctively, he knows he never will be.
That place is reserved for Black men.
And the fact that white men can't do anything to change this pisses them off.
So, cigars are all about symbolism (Cinematic Symbolism). And smoking one has essentially become a white supremacist ritual that men the world over have been tricked into adopting. Just like the elder dunce-of-a-Black-man I was working with.
And I don't need to go into the detrimental health issues these things cause. A couple of these being: giving men a low sperm count (which is always on the white supremacist agenda for Black men), hardening and narrowing of the arteries, myriad lung cancers, etc.
So I'm saying all that to say this...if you're a Black man, PUT DOWN THE CIGAR, 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT THE REAL THING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!
And this goes way beyond penis envy. white men would so like to be you, that even though they've got the majority of the world's resources, they'll still sing, dance, dress and talk like you, while trying to make you hate yourself.
So Black man, LOVE THE SKIN YOU'RE IN!
Cause whether they wanna' admit it or not, every man in this world wants to be able to create any other kind of man, while none of them can create one of him.
AND THE ONLY KIND OF MAN THAT CAN DO THAT, IS YOU!
I LOVE BEING A BLACK MAN!